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What's a Wet Leg? Whose legs are wet? Why are the kids out in the rain? Is this because of the social media ban or something? What's going on out there? I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what *is* it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you.
In the meantime, you can own this 666kg slab of lucite in the shape of Bernard Charles Richard's infamous bird of mockery. We aren't joking when we say this thing is heavy as... a really heavy thing. If you dropped this on your leg by accident, wetness thereof would be the last thing on your mind.
Kind of coke-bottle green transparent body with a rock maple neck, and that weird scarf joint thing that blends the lucite with the timber to allow the headstock to be plastic as well as satanic. Adjustable truss rod (lol), rosewood board, medium frets in decent shape. ABR-style tailpiece with cloud inlays, GOTOH SG381 tuners. Covered bridge humbucker and a zebra neck PU of unknown varietals.Room in the cavity for you to add a tone knob if you feel like boring into the plastic, otherwise it's 1 Vol and a toggle for you.
No serial number, no case, no bag, no mercy. Weighs 5.5kg!!!!